Friends and Family

Page 3

This is the third page of amusing pictures of my friends and family.

Another picture of Maria.
This photo was taken whilst on a physic pilgrimage to deepest Timbuktu, she discovered a local by the exotic name of Paul and apon touching him she felt his dead Polecat's spirit enter her body. Paul was then able to speak to his dearly departed polecat 'frisky' via Maria, Frisky had died many years earlier in a tragic Stannah^TM stair lift accident.

Later on that night Maria exorcised a Mediterranean monk seal from a local sauna and spoke to an Australian feral camel unable to find camel heaven

Here is Andy again, you may recognise him from such photos as 'The only gay copper in Lincoln' and 'Chartered accountants have feelings too'.
He is joined in this photo by Keely, she is a professional daytime tv watcher, she currently holds the Guinness world record for watching 52 hours of Jeremy Kyle back to back

Later this year she will be attempting to break the world record for the 'underwater This Morning marathon' currently held by Gladis Turnpipe aged 68 from Tweedle, Hants

This photo captures them moments after taking part in a local water sports competition, they came a well placed second with a good effort by Andy getting a direct hit in Keely left eye in the last few seconds.
Judge for 'Lincoln West Indoor Water Sports Association' Karen can be seen adjudicating.