My friends and family pages
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This page is dedicated to amusing pictures of my friends and
family. The odd picture is clickable, so try away

This is Kimberly, my soon to be sister in law.
She has a massive gob and doesn't even stop talking when she's eating (ask you can see)
She likes music by The Spice Girls, Mr Blobby and Peter Andre
When she leaves school she aims to work in the field of genetical engineering
and live in a council house in either Gainsborough or in St Giles Lincoln.
Her hobbies include ornithology (bird watching), stamp collecting and in any
spare time she has left she'll be found at the nearest train station collecting
train numbers!!

This is Shania, twelve years ago she had an accident with super glue and two plastic clear beakers.
As you can see she is still cursed with the affliction but that doesn't stop
her having fun on holiday!
She enjoys sky diving, making model aeroplanes, horse racing and boxing.
Her favourite bands are Led Zepplin, Kiss, Iron Maiden and The Foo Fighters
She is currently at Lincoln University studing the Klingon language at degree level

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This is Shania's Dad, by day he is a chartered accountant but at night he is the only
gay copper in Lincoln. He dishes out his own gay justice by
bashing homophobic people over their heads with his small pink truncheon.
His musical style is The Weather Girls, Village People, Pet Shop Boys, Shirley Bassey,
Right said Fred and Jimmy Somerville.
When he is not patrolling the streets he relaxes through the mediums of yoga,
Jedi and mincing

This lady is Maria. She is an Animal Medium -
she can contact animals from the afterlife and specializes in contacting hamsters
and giraffes. If you owned a giraffe which has since died and need to know where
it buried its life savings then Maria might be able to help you:
Maria@ISEEDEADANIMALS.com